Insert Sarcastic Remark

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spaceboyfriendss:

sociopaths-get-bored:

slythenclawoman:

homoforjojo:

Sooner or later this was going to happen and I wanted to be the one to bring it.

I regret nothing.

Oh lord.

my life is now complete

(Source: thegirlwiththeblueribbon)

one day im going to be too lazy to breathe and just die

sodamnrelatable:

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

OKAY, WELL, THANKS FOR LUNCH.

IT WAS REALLY GOOD SEEING YOU AGAIN. REALLY GOOD. I’VE MISSED YOU.

I MISSED YOU TOO.

SO MUCH.

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…

…

OKAY, SERIOUSLY, I’VE GOT A PILATES CLASS AT 3. IT WAS NICE RUNNING INTO YOU.

IT WAS, WASN’T IT?

LET ME GO, DAN.

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makorralicious:

ablogorsomething:

i-m-just-another-stolen-relic:

sherlocksmyth:

seamussherlock:

thesherlockedwriterof221b:

t334:

hemostcertainlywillnot:

timelordy-teganbreann:

petrichorandrose:

hannah-ler:

modmad:

yunisverse:

jellybabiestomanual:

skystrider13:

notevenwinded:

whenimdowney:

JESUS

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

WOAH I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT HOLY SHIT.

GET BACK ONTO MY BLOG

IT’S BAAAAAAAAACK.

Sweet Jesus.

OMG I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG THIS, IT IS JUST TO AWESOME!!!!

holy shit.

Someone send help.
I can’t
Do anything

Anymore

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coffeeandteal:

….what

coffeeandteal:

….what

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ipeeinpo0ls:

sleepingwithanchors:

this is true

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The meaning behind your URL

rap1993:

marinks:

demonguts:

snazzy-lemon:

airinn:

monsieurpaprika:

samusmaximus:

elysethekraken:

elysethekraken’s name means: 1) To be wildly popular! 2) Tells bad jokes.

samusmaximus’s name means: 1) Annoying 2) Owns a large collection of shota.

monsieurpaprika’s name means: 1) To watch porn all day. 2) Yaranaika?

THIS IS THE MOST ACCURATE RESULT IVE EVER GOTTEN ON THE INTERNET EVER I WISH I WERE JOKING

Airinn’s name means: 1) Tells bad jokes. 2) To gain a harem.

Snazzy-Lemon’s name means: 1) A special kind of hipster. 2) Shotacon.

demonguts’s name means: 1) Super do-M. 2) A very charming person.

marinks’s name means: 1) Useless baggage. 2) To be wildly popular!

rebekah’s name means: 1) Slightly homo. 2) Annoying

…….:I

janerrp’s name means: 1) Mankind’s savior. 2) To cry alone.

(Source: kotesticle)

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dontblowmyhorn:

kanoni:

420mom:

this is always funny i love you brit

omg why

omfg

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Hello Good Morning: The greatest story ever told.

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Eating solves everything.

clarita-bo-beeta:

sodamnrelatable:

When you’re sad.

When you’re mad.

When you`re bored.

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When you realize you’ve become fat and there’s no going back

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lokiarty-d:

efflorescens:

jesus who wants to join me in the purple swinging fucking teepee

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imwithkanye:

First Look: The End Of The World

Co-written and co-directed by Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg, the film co-stars Paul Rudd, James Franco, Emma Watson, Aziz Ansari, Jason Segel, Rihanna, Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Danny McBride and Jay Baruchel all playing themselves (or thinly veiled versions of themselves) who have to forgo their celebrity status when imminent doom looms large over the earth.

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